I will make an unfair comment!

Kieler Förde

In my old home city sailing ships are forming right now a parade: from Kiel to the horizon!

Maschsee (in the bottom left corner...)

And in my new home city they closed Maschsee because too many birds polluted the water with their poo.

I am starting to realize the joke is on me...

And I can hear these two laughing...